Ellen’s Incredible Earth Day Gifts for the Earthlings in Her Audience!

Hey! During the commercial break, I was thinking about all the things that we have in common. We all share the same planet. We all need love. We all like to get free stuff. So right now, all the earthlings in my audience are going to get some Earth Day gifts.

All right, that’s some groovy music. God, how could we afford that? tWitch, we all want to save the planet. Tell us about Pela.

Well, I’m happy to, Ellen.

Pela has a line of mobile accessories that are fully compostable. They protect your phone and the planet. Their mission is to remove one billion pounds of plastic from our oceans by making everyday products without everyday waste.

You can shop Pela with your $250 Visa gift card. Good for them. Let’s get rid of that plastic. You don’t need plastic. All right, tWitch. Another thing I want to talk to you about: what if I wanted to grow an indoor garden?

Well, Ellen, AeroGarden and Miracle-Gro are celebrating Earth Day by giving you the tools to start your spring garden. Their Indoor Bounty Elite set uses Wi-Fi and Alexa but no soil. You can start your outdoor garden with Miracle-Gro products.

What are you saying? Say? What?

I was saying your outdoor garden, you can start that with Miracle-Gro products.

OK, you’re all getting your own $500 AeroGarden, and you can shop Miracle-Gro products with your $100 Walmart gift card.

No soil, Ellen. Indeed.

How do they do it? No soil. That’s ridiculous. tWitch, what if I like to garden in the nude? And I don’t want to burn my sweet potatoes.

All right, well, covered, Ellen. Alba Botanica is the number one sun care brand at Whole Foods. Their products make you feel empowered and confident. All of their sunscreens are biodegradable, cruelty-free, and provide the sun protection that you need, Ellen.

Well, you’re all getting Alba Botanica– you’re all getting Alba Botanica sunscreens and a $300 Whole Foods gift card.

tWitch, what if after gardening, I want to put on some clothes? But I want to put clothes on that won’t hurt the planet.

Well, Ellen, H&M is introducing new sustainable collections throughout the year called innovation stories. Today, they are debuting a bohemian line using plant-based dyes.

What?

Get into that.

By 2030, their goal is to use only recycled and eco-friendly materials. You’re all getting a $300 H&M gift card. Look at that. Look at that stuff. For a chance to win all the gifts from today, open the camera on your phone and scan this QR code below. We hope all you earthlings will enjoy your gifts, and we’ll be back.

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